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Is Rep. Ted Yoho the Semolina Pilchard of this track? Sometimes the syllables sound good even after the name is forgotten. I've already forgotten that guy, now he's just another Yoho. We won't forget old Chronos, but he's not some great historical figure. W started two stupid wars, and he started the whole march towards stupid that Chronos swims in. Let's hope we can outlive the wannabe's, and Chronos's daughter too.

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All the Yohos
Are swearing at our women
While old Chronos
He's trying to eat his children
But he can't tell time
Because his watch is broken
And he's gotta get out
Because the people have spoken

He can't run his company
Cause nobody likes his company
He can spit and shout until his face turns red
And clutch his tiny heart and then drop dead

None too soon!
His arteries choking
None too soon!
His system is broken
None too soon!
Maybe he'll be paralyzed
None too soon!
I can see the fear in his eyes
As he dies
None too soon!

All the wannabes
Are marching in a line
They're waiting on a moment
Yeah they're looking for a sign
When the knives come out
Their hands are clean
And we'll do it all again
In 2023

They try to put the cat back in the bag
And try not to light these gas soaked rags
Pretend to love all the things they hated
Now that old Chronos has been castrated
Chop chop!

None too soon!
Cut off his dick
None too soon!
It's a lousy little prick
None too soon!
Hear it hit the water
None too soon!
Fuck him and fuck his daughter
She'll be coming right after
None too soon!

Close your eyes this might hurt a bit
There's a new guy coming and he's boring as shit (Thank God)
He's only molested maybe once or twice
In this day and age that passes for nice
Get ready for the new day coming
Get ready for the new day coming
If you don't like you can crawl away and die

None too soon!
Your arteries choking
None too soon!
Your system is broken
None too soon!
Yeah you're paralyzed
None too soon!
I can see the fear in your eyes
As you die
None too soon!

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from Too Much Entertainment, released September 1, 2021

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Dan Kilian and The Million Man Band New York, New York

Dan Kilian swallows hot coals of worry, regret and sorrow, then spits out rough diamonds of pop music. He's well regarded in the Antifolk scene, and whatever that is happening in Park Slope.

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